(Gaki no Tsukai) Hamada Volleyball Coach

I decided to start posting once again on my wordpress, though I’ll have some changes.
First of all: It will be a translation-only wordpress, like my first one was (and now I can truly say that I became better at translating).
I’ll post the last episode which I uploaded on my channel from Gaki no Tsukai, and something new is coming next…

TRANSLATOR’S NOTES

Welcome to my lousiest video ever! (Or not so much, considering youtube kept the 480p!)
Yeah, can’t help it. Its quality is low but it was the best I found. Moreover, its audio is very bad too, so bad that I couldn’t even get every single line they’re saying. Sometimes It’s very noisy and they also talk with such a small voice that there are probably several mistakes.
But yeah, I’m not dead! And this time the clip I’m uploading is even longer than usual! Isn’t this great?
Sadly, exams and studying (and troubles that keeps happening) are getting on my way a lot recently, that’s why there weren’t upload from recently. But I kinda find my own way to spare some time for my channel project, so yeah, that’s it!
I’m not going to quit subbing, and once in a while new clips will be uploaded here, so be sure to be subscribed!
About this video… Awesome.
I love how Japanese people acts so normally when they’re actually in a fake situation.
I also laughed so much at how Hamada turns out to be half demon and half angel, that was brilliant.
On a side note, I didn’t get the “mama” thing. I’m sorry. I tried to find something on Google, but nothing answered my questions. I’m guessing they’re mocking how Hamada is acting like a mentor to them, in a parental way.
And Etou… Poor Etou.
Once again, I’m sorry the quality is too low, but I couldn’t find anything better. If you know where to find this clip in a higher quality, let me know! I still have every .ass file, so adding the subs would be the easiest thing.
Now, some news: I changed my twitter account name (now goes on @0daruma), for everyone who’s following me, and I also left behind my wordpress, for now.
I’ll probably open a new blog or whatever when I have some spare time and will to do it… oh, well.
Oh, and lastly: I managed to became part of Team Gaki! Have you watched 2014 Earth Defense Force Batsu Game? I worked with them on the translation! (Yeah, I’m that “Scion” on the credits… except for the fact that they misspelled “Shion”). Also, I’m signing with my true name starting from this video (Mauro), so I won’t be just a Shion among Shions.
Am I right?
No, probably I’m just an idiot.
I hope this idiot I am at least will be able to entertain you!

Cocorico Tanaka’s Shichi-Henge

Translator’s Notes

Here we are again, with another old great Gaki no Tsukai clip! As many of you may already know, the “schichi-henge” serie (literally: “Seven Transformations”) consists by performing seven characters, attempting to make everyone laugh. More people laugh, more money the person in charge will earn. Apparently, the money were donated to some kind of charity association, I’m pretty sure is named Kobato (小鳩) or something, but since I wasn’t sure how to translate the full name (and if it even actually exists), I prefered to leave it unnamed. I think it was the best choice-
I seriously didn’t expect Tanaka to reach the top. I always saw Tanaka as the serious-type, but it seems that when it comes to act like a comedian he can do his job greatly.
There are some parts in the video were everyone is muttering constantly, and I really can’t understand due the low audio quality. However, most of them are things like “Sou desu ka?” or “Sou desu yo ne…” …In english, they’re nothing but backchannels, meaning sentence said for expressing approval / interest in the conversation.
Also, some sentences were arranged a little bit, but their meaning was not modified that much. I’m sorry, but sometimes the audio is so bad not all the words can be understood!
I’m also sorry for (possible) mistakes/mispells, if there are any.
I hope you enjoyed this clip, and stay tuned: New Gaki no Tsukai clips are coming soon, as well as some other subbed clips from Japan that you might-or-might-not enjoy :’D

~Shion

Yamazaki’s Ass-Magic

Translator’s Notes

(forgive me for the 240p quality… something went wrong during the upload!)
And… here I am again, with another Gaki no Tsukai clips.
As you can see by Matsumoto’s hair, the clip is quite old (Just look at how young Yamazaki is!).
I found it funny and wanted to sub it, though I don’t know if youtube will let me keep this video uploaded… Oh well.
Anyway, I’m already working on other clips.
As some of you may know, I also started subbing “Funny Corridor Walking Contest”, but sadly it’s taking me a lot of time, due its lenght and some lines I can’t totally hear well.
I’m positive I’ll eventually release it, part 1 is already half-translated/subbed!
I’m also working on other unsubbed clips that I don’t want to spoil around… I’ll just say it’s a Shichi-Henge untranslated clip.
Now, A note about this video:
There are few lines which are not exactly translated, and some that are doubtful. I’m sorry, but sometimes they talk so fast and I can’t perfectly get the meaning of what they say.
Also, at the end of this clip, Matsumoto says something like “レベルか?” Which is pronounced “reberu”, and could refer to “level” as well as “rebel” and finally “revel”. I used the last one, thinking he was refering to the fact that Yamasaki was going to have a “party” after this (as if).
Leaving that aside, I plan on translating more and more, and feel free to leave me any request (gaki no tsukai related, of course).
I’ll give priority to short clips (less than 10 minutes) because they take less time, and I really don’t have much of it (’cause University, sports, dates, exams, study, playing the bass…).
Lastly, I’d like to remember that I’m translating those clips just for fun and sharing, I don’t have any copyright on the videos I upload.
That’s just a fan-translation by a fan, for the fans.

~Shion

Airport Batsu Game (Unseen footage): Jimmy Onishi vs. International Matters.

Translator’s Note

This footage was never aired along with Gaki no Tsukai’s airport batsu game, it was included in the DvD once it came out.
It features the classical Jimmy Onishi skit, where his skills are being tested in order to make everyone laugh–
…Must have been hard for Hamada, though.

~Shion

Gaki no Tsukai Song – Not an errand boy

Translator’s Notes

I love Gaki no Tsukai, and once I found out this song I had the urge to translate it. I was actually surprised by the fact that it wasn’t subtitled yet, and I must say the lyrics are pretty nice, though their faces, dressings and comments ruins everything. I especially like the part that Tanaka sings, don’t know, it’s cute. The thing that cracks me up the most is Hamada’s face when Endo is singing, it’s like if he’s skeptical and annoyed by him , lol.
Anyway, I’m italian, so I’m not japanese nor even english, thus there could be errors that I didn’t notice, and the translation could be a little inaccurate sometimes…
…But I’m studying japanese from years by now, so I’m pretty confident about my translation. Feel free to leave any comment pointing out imprecisions, errors, opinions or whatever.
Also, I’ll add balloons containing what they say as they comment their song [More or less, they speak over their song, so it’s complicated to understand what they’re actually saying.

Lyrics

Lyrics in Japanese:

AH 山崎さん 二人見上げた星空が
昨日のように この胸に映し出されています

AH 松本さん あの日誓った約束は
心の引き出しに しまっています 大切だから

寂しすぎて 一人じゃ歩けない
孤独に脅える僕を 放さないで 抱きしめていて

AH 田中さん 探し物はありましたか?
心の隙間埋めるのは きっと分かっているはず

AH 遠藤さん 君の部屋で語った夢
微笑みながら頷いていた その優しさを 忘れられません

僕らの手には届かない
光り輝く星たちよ
どうかずっと包んでくれ
弱すぎる僕たちを

AH 浜田さん 体には気をつけて
いつも強がってばかりいるけど
分かっています 分かっています

僕らの手には届かない
光り輝く星たちよ
どうか ずっと 包んでくれ
弱すぎる僕たちを

僕らの手には届かない
光り輝く星たちよ
どうか ずっと 包んでくれ
弱すぎる僕たちを

どうか ずっと 包んでくれ
くじけそうな僕たちを

Romaji Lyrics:

Ah Yamazaki-san futari miageta hoshizora ga
kinou no you ni kono mune ni utsushidasarete imasu

Ah Matsumoto-san ano hi chikatta yakusoku wa
kokoro no hikidashi ni shimatte imasu taisetsu dakara

Sabishi sugite hitori ja arukenai
kodoku ni obieru boku wo hanasanaide dakishimete ite

Ah Tanaka-san sagashi mono wa arimashitaka?
kokoro no sukima umeru no wa kitto wakatte iru hazu

Ah Endo-san kimi no heya de gatatta yume
Hohoeminagara unazuite ita sono yasashisa wo wasureraremasen

Ah Hamada-san karada ni wa ki wo tsukete
itsumo tsuyokatte bagari iru kedo
wakatte imasu wakatte imasu

bokura no te ni wa todokanai
hikarikagayaku hoshitachi yo
douka zutto tsudunde kure
yowasugiru bokutachi wo

bokura no te ni wa todokanai
hikarikagayaku hoshitachi yo
douka zutto tsudunde kure
yowasugiru bokutachi wo

douka zutto tsudunde kure
kujikesouna bokutachi wo

English Translation:

Ah, Yamazaki-san, We are both looking up the starry sky
That is projected in our hearts, just like yesterday

Ah, Matsumoto-san, The promise back than on that day,
It has been closed in the drawer of my heart, because it’s important.

A person which walks on his own is too lonely,
Terrified in lonesomeness, don’t let me go, embrace me.

Ah, Tanaka-san, Do you have things you’re looking for?
You’ll fill the void in your heart, I know that for sure.

Ah, Endo-san, That dream we talk about in your room,
I can’t forget the kindness concealed in your smile as you nodded.

They’re beyond the reach of our hands,
The sparkling shining stars
And in the eternity, They’re wrapping
Us, which are too weak.

Ah, Hamada-san be careful with your body
You always acted strong, but
I know, I know…

They’re beyond the reach of our hands,
The sparkling shining stars
And in the eternity, They’re wrapping
Us, which are too weak.

They’re beyond the reach of our hands,
The sparkling shining stars
And in the eternity, They’re wrapping
Us, which are too weak.

And in the eternity, They’re wrapping
Us, downhearted.

~Shion