[Touhou] ジングルベル – Jingle Bells

Translator’s Notes

After almost a year without any new touhou subbed clips, here I am once again with a clip from the same author as the one I already subbed. I really like Komachi (though, I don’t particularly like when she’s portrayed with those ridiculously large breasts…) and I wanted to sub/upload this video for so long… But being a Christmas-themed clip, I never actually had the “courage” to upload it on youtube. Now it’s the perfect time to upload it, and so, here it is!
I was wondering why Komachi’s best buddies are people from SA, but I kinda like the atmosphere portrayed in this heart-warming clip. Tsundere Shikieiki is, as always, the best.
Before the notes, merry christmas to everyone reading this (if there’s even someone who is really reading all this pointless stuff!), and if it’s not christmas… Well, have a nice day!
Notes on some sentences/parts:
0:19 – There’s actually nothing to point out, except for the fact that I didn’t understand what she was saying and I was about to going crazy, until I finally realized that that “ja-” sound I kept hearing was a ジャスト (jasuto), a “just” as it is pronounced in japanese. Screw you, katakana!
0:39 – I’ve been deceived by an english word, once again. I kept hearing “you and I”, but it actually says ” ピュアな”, “pyua na”, having “pyua” meaning “pure” (another english word pronounced in japanese). In other words, the sentence “You and I, having a dream” is not correct. It should be “Having a pure dream”.
0:43 – “Sì!!” Well, I don’t think there’s a meaning behind this. She surely says something like セィー (sii), and it could both mean “See” in english or “Sì” (yes) in italian… Or it could simply be a scream out of joy! I left “Sì”, just because I’m italian. Rotfl.
0:44 – I forgot to note what’s written on Ran’s book. On Ran’s book: “The way of baking cookies – If you try, you can!”
1:01 – In case you don’t know, “paruparuparu” is the onomatopeia the fans gave to Parsee’s acts of jealousy.

~Shion

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Kill La Kill – Episode 12

I didn’t like this episode at all.
Okay, I said it.
It sucked, probably the worst by now.
Full of shonen clichés, disappointing, and threw the entire show’s plot in a pit from where it will be difficult to emerge again.
I couldn’t believe that Nui was the culprit, after all. Ryuuko’s father was pretty cool, though.
I also didn’t like the fact that Satsuki is still behind everything (as it is now).
Dunno, I just hope it will get back to the epic-awesome yet careless and hilarious Kill la Kill of the first episodes.
Anyway, this will probably be the beginning of the second half of Kill la Kill, which I hope will be better than this last episode (which though I didn’t liked a lot, was pretty epic indeed).
Now, some moments!

Kill La Kill #12 moments

Last week’s episode ended with Ryuuko’s anger towards the wielder of the other half of the scissor-blade. Ryuuko obviously attacks her without thinking twice. I mean, she told Ryuuko that she herself killed her father!

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All of her attack seems pointless. Nui keeps on avoiding them all (and moves as if she was a 2d character. Well she kinda is, though…)

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Aaaaand, once again FLASHBACK TIME! I love how Ryuuko’s father appearance was meant to be a gag on the first episodes, but then is confirmed to be as it was reminded by Ryuuko. Anyway, Ryuuko’s father’s coat is made of life fibers, which helps him regenerate even his own wounds. Nui came here to steal his ultimate work…

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Yup, the scissors that are able to cut through life fibers. Of course, she’s not going to take them peacefully, and Ryuuko’s father is not going to hand them down to the enemy so easily.

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Though I kinda liked Nui at the beginning, I’m now not so fond on her. You could say I dislike her.
….
…Okay, I hate that b*tch. Why is she so strong if she’s not even wearing a Goku’s Uniform or a Kamui? That’s what I don’t like about overpowered characters. Anyway, sliiiiiice.

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Even if pierced by his own weapon, Ryuuko’s father deals his last blow against Nui, resulting in her losing her left eye. Well done, doctor!

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Your tears are delicious.

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His last blow, angered Nui even more. She deals her last blow too. The blow that left Ryuuko’s father cornered, back to the wall. The flashback ends here, following the story, that’s exactly before the moment Ryuuko enters the Matoi’s mansion.

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Back to reality, be prepared for some clichés. First, Having heard this story from Nui, Ryuuko gets angrier and angrier, which results in having her blood heat up. The bond between Ryuuko and Senketsu becomes weaker, and Senketsu can’t hold anymore the amount of blood Ryuuko is giving to it. In other words, Ryuuko gets literally eaten by Senketsu’s power.

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Cliché achievement #1 unlocked! – The main character can’t hold her own powers.
Cliché achievement #2 unlocked! – The main character becomes a monster on berserk.

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Having Ryuuko in this state, everyone tries to stop her and Nui in order to having things return to “normality” (does normality exists in Kill la Kill’s world?)
Satsuki is ready to use her Junketsu again. The elite four are going to make the students of Honnouji’s Accademy leave the field as soon as they can…

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Ryuuko’s teacher is trying to shoot her with a special bullet which can destroy her Senketsu, but has a chance of killing even its wearer…

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…And the punk guy tries to stop the two monsters fighting each other with his own hands… without any good results. Well, at least he tried!

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I didn’t like this part. I felt like it was more reasonable for Satsuki to stop Nui instead of Ryuuko, but she ignores her in order to fight against the monster. Dunno, I didn’t like that choice.

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…SUDDENLY!
Cliché achievement #3 unlocked! – The hug that ceases the fight.
Mako’s in order to return the favour to Ryuuko (which saved her when her mind was clouded by the power of moneys), stops her with the hug of justice. And her usual motivational-speech.

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Cliché achievement #4 unlocked! – The power of friendship solves everything!
Cliché achievement #5 unlocked! – Friendship changes back monsters into humans.
Also, b*tchslap combo.

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Ok, so, Ryuuko returned normal and is still alive, Mako got a nice tan and Satsuki seems to know who she is. I guess… that’s all?

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Oh, right. Nui is expelled from the school by Satsuki for causing such a fuss.

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After some days, Ryuuko meets Satsuki again. Her election plan was a facade in order to achieve more power, and she also reveals Ryuuko that she was the one who ordered Nui to steal the scissors. In other words, she’s saying Ryuuko that she should fight against her, if Ryuuko wants to avenge her father, because it’s all her fault: Nui was just a mere pawn moved by Satsuki herself.

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I still don’t believe that’s all. Satsuki is a very enigmatic character, and I’m positive something unexpected will happen, sooner or later.
Anyway, that was all from episode 12. Hoping it will get better, see you back next week!

~Shion

Yamazaki’s Produce ft. Haruna Ai

And I’m back with a new Gaki no Tsukai clip! I’m sorry for not releasing anything in the last weeks, but you know, I don’t have much time for it: lots of study, place to visit, people to meet… that’s basically how things go on once you are an university student! And yeah, I know there are several clips I promised I’m going to sub, don’t worry, I haven’t forgot them. It’s just that they’re currently being analyzed and subbed, but I don’t know how much time it will get for me to finish them. What can I say for sure, is that before the end of 2013, a new Gaki no Tsukai clip will be uploaded (sadly a short one). But I’m not giving up! I’ll keep on uploading stuff, I promise!
Enough talk, let’s talk about this episode. The “Yamazaki’s Produce” serie, is based on the musical genius of Yamazaki, who writes up some masterpiece which are obviously going to be performed by the member of Gaki no Tsukai! In this episode, Cocorico performs the last song written by Yamazaki, together with Haruna Ai, which is… a… transexual? A tranny singer, or that’s what I’ve found out about her. Pretty cute, though. I don’t mean to be mean (sorry for the pun) to anyone, I was just shocked once I found out that that (omg another pun) cute girl was not completely a girl. Aaanyway, the song is something… what. I don’t know. It’s creepy as f*ck. Haruna can sing and dance very well, the other two… are creepy enough.
Some things I wanted to point out:
– Some pieces (especially when the speaker is talking) are not really clear for me, though I managed to get the meaning of what was he saying). Not my fault, he talks way too f*cking fast for my ears.
– When they’re singing, I couldn’t understand very well what the Gaki no Tsukai members are saying about the performance (’cause there’s a lot of noise), but I keep hearing things like “what the hell” or “creepy”, so you can easily figure out what they are about to say.
– This seems to be part of a longer video which, sadly, I couldn’t find out fully downloadable. Anyway, about this, I want you to know that there are only clips on my channel. I work alone and I’m not so brave enough to sub full episodes. I don’t think you’ll find 24 minutes long episode subbed on my channel (for now, at least).
Lastly, I want to give you guys a present: Lyrics in kanji/romaji and translation of the song! Here you go.
Kanji:
ほらあそこに見えているのは
私の星そうふたご座よ
この広い宇宙の中でひときわキラめいてる
あなたと初めてキスした瞬間に
私の身体の宇宙が弾けたの
ユニコーンにまたがりあなたの星まで
駆け抜けて行くわ流星のように
まだ ダメ すぐ 待っていてね
あぁ かに座に邪魔されて横をすり抜け
あなたの星おうし座へひとっとび
すぐ すぐ すぐ 駆けていくわ
ずっと ずっと ずっと まっていてね

Romaji:
hora asoko ni mieteiru no wa
watashi no hoshi sou futago za yo
kono hiroi uchuu no naka de hitoki wa kirameiteru
anata to hajimete kisushita shunkan ni
watashi no karada no uchuu ga hajiketa no
yunikoon ni mata gari anata no hoshi made
kakete nukete iku wa ryuusei no you ni
mada dame sugu matteite ne
aa kani za ni jama sarete yoko o surinuke
anata no hoshi oushi za he hitottobi
sugu sugu sugu kaketeiku wa
zutto zutto zutto matteite ne

Translation:
Look! What can you see over there
Is my star, yes, the Gemini
Which is sparkling flashy in this vast space
At the moment of my first kiss with you
The universe in my body bursted open
An unicorn crosses the way to your star
Running through it, just like a meteor
Not yet! That’s Bad! Immediately! Wait for me, okay?
Aah, it got in the way of the Cancer and slipped to its side
Your star continues its fly towards the Taurus
Right now, right now, right now it will go over it
I’ll always, always, always wait, you know?

See you next video!!
~Shion

Kill la Kill – Episode 11

I F*CKING LOVED THIS EPISODE.
Okay, first thing: New post already? Yes. I kinda need to justify my previous “post”.
Before talking about this last Kill la Kill episode, just something about the upcoming videos: the new Gaki no Tsukai clip I was talking for ages is almost done, and will probably (this time no jokes!) come out within sunday. After that, a new touhou pv is going to be subbed before Christmas, and I’m also working on another Gaki no Tsukai clip that I’m going to sub within 2013. So yeah, in other words, three new subbed clips will be uploaded within the month! I’m grateful for the feedback of my uploads. Really, I read every single comment and I’m happy to see that people is laughing watching things that I’ve translated and subtitled. Plus, I’m getting tons of views, likes and subs. As a subber, I’m really happy to see how my “work” is being repayed! Thanks!
Ok, now Kill La Kill.
This.
F*cking.
Episode.
Something unexpected happened, something that everyone was expecting didn’t happen. New characters, new abilities, new epicness and…
…LET’S CHECK!

KILL LA KILL #11 MOMENTS

As the previous episode is portrayed on the television screen the Makanshoku family is watching, let’s see once again what happened in episode 10. After defeating the blue-haired d*ck, Ryuuko is currently fighting against the Orchestral loli, and also learned how to change shape of her Senketsu under her own will, allowing her to fly. The fight is taking place mid-air.

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Amongst the crowd watching the match, we can get a clear close-up of this gothic-lolita chick, which we’ll later know who she is. Keep her on mind!

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Back to Honnouji Accademy, while Mako is (ARGUABLY) enjoying her stay with her (VERY ARGUABLY) friendly (ARGUABLE) friends,

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Ryuuko is proving the audience that she can easily become the main character of a future Touhou Project chapter by flying around and beating the crap out of the rockets the pink-haired loli is shooting at her.

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Uh, yeah, about rockets, one of them is literally throw back by Ryuuko to the loli which fired it. Priceless reaction, as her face is covered by the shadow of the giant-recorder-rocket.

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And that’s it, Ryuuko strikes her last attack, defeating the loli. The life fiber is not retrieved, by the way, and that’s because…

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…”Encore! Encore!” One more last performance from the pink-haired chick, whose uniform changed into something smaller. She can now perform her last piece of music.

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Beethoven, uh? Her sound waves seems to be way more powerful than before, so powerful Senketsu can’t connect to Ryuuko because he can’t hear her.

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…But! Ryuuko focuses, generates a vortex with her blade and conceals the sound the pink-haired chick is making with her own beat in her mind. …Uh? Well, that’s… obvious! Isn’t it? And it’s also perfectly clear!

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And there’s an exemplification on the laptop screen for the one who didn’t get it.
…Very, very, very clear.

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What’s important is that Ryuuko now is able to deflect the sound waves and ignore them, in order to advance. I liked that frame. She uses the waves to weaken her opponent, and then, after charging a boost…

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Strikes her killer move. Nice! I mean, I didn’t expect to see 3 out of 4 Elite Four lose without much problems. Way to go, Ryuuko! Only the one who once defeated you is left now!

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Meanwhi- OH! Guess who’s back! Well if it isn’t the Punk guy! It’s been a while, uh? I like him. Anyway, he seems to have some business with Ryuuko’s teacher (remember, right? NUUUUUUUDIST BEAAAAAAAACH).

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They both seem to be worried about how strong Ryuuko is getting, and they also seems to be interested in using a special bullet (which looks like it’s made of life fibers). Sadly, we don’t get to know nothing more in this episode. Oh well.

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And here’s the match we all waited! Sanegayama makes his appearance on the stage. Transformation sequences. Ryuuko and Sanegayama are about to strike each other, when…

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SUP B*TCHES!

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Satsuki appears to recognize her, and seems to be worried. I didn’t think Satsuki could even make worried faces as this one.

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Unrelated note: The Makanshoku family has decided to reach Honnouji’s Accademy in order to watch Ryuuko’s battle (due the fact that the guy at the tv shop is not going to show anymore because they can’t pay anymore).

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This b*tch (which actually is Satsuki’s mother) is plotting something, meanwhile. We don’t have many informations about this, but seems like Satsuki is not in a great relationship with her.

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The gothic lolita (name: Nui. Easy to remember, hence I’m going to call her like that) wants to fight against Ryuuko, for some reasons. Sanegayama is obviously against her getting between him and Ryuuko during their fight, but he receives a punch as answer to his gripes…

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…And inserts a finger on Sanegayama’s uniform, pulls a string out of it and…

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…Sanegayama stripped. I didn’t expect this. “Banshi” is the name of the string made out of life fiber that allows the uniform to gain its will to became a battle uniform. In other words, is the most important life fiber inside a Goku’s uniform. Pulling it out means destroying the Goku’s uniform itself. It’s not something a newbie can do that easily. She sure is someone.

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Having defeated Sanegayama, she gains the permission to fight against Ryuuko by Satsuki. Ryuuko is confused: Who is she? Why should she fight against a little girl who is not even wearing an uniform? This time, Nui gives Ryuuko a reason to fight her…

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…And that’s the reason. The other half of the scissor-blade.

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Ryuuko is astonished. She knows what this means, but asks her anyway.

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With a sinister smirk on her face, she confirms it: She’s the killer of Ryuuko’s father.
…(Though, for some reason, I don’t believe that’s the truth anyway..!)

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Truth or not, that’s enough to get Ryuuko absurdly angry, so angry her blood starts to heat so fast it destroys her Senketsu-activation-device. We’ll get to see some serious battle scenes on the next episode for sure!

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See you next post!
~Shion

Kill La Kill – Episode 10…?

Ok, it’s late. It’s almost Tuesday and I haven’t released this post yet.
…BUT! It’s not my fault.
I got hella sick during the weekend, and I wasn’t able to write anything without realizing what the heck was I actually doing.
I’m already recovering, though I don’t feel so well anyway.
Obviously, I wasn’t able to put effort and time on the new post, and I think it’s too late right now to start a full post, considering that a new episode will come out in 3 days.
And, one more thing, I didn’t like this episode so much. Let’s check why (Without pics: it takes me time and I’m not in the best shape to focus on copy-pasting stuff).

Episode plot by far:

I thought the blue-haired hacker would be the main villain of the episode. I was wrong. The episode starts with a flashback from when he tried to hack Satsuki’s system, and after being caught by her subordinates, he was spared and accepted by an amazed Satsuki, impressed by his skills. So, after the starts fight, he doesn’t do anything good, and he’s about to being defeated until he surrenders about after 10 minutes of episode. That was disappointing. Looks like he gave up in order not to lose the data he has kept inside his uniform. Nice. So, here comes the pink haired chick, the next challenger. WAY TOO SOON. Another flashback. She was a good friend with Satsuki. Her uniform is f*cking huge and can fly. Ryuuko flies too, defying the laws of gravity and confirming the unreasonable laws of animes. Than, the episode ends, with Ryuuko not showing a trace of fatigue.
pros: It was fun, Gamagoori was hilarious, Ryuuko showed some amazing techniques.
cons: too short, way too fast.

Next week I’m going to post a regular one, I promise!

I’ll post a gif of the best moment of the episode in my opinion:

The blue haired guy clicking the buttons on his ass around while saying stuff like “I’ve analyzed every single movement you can possibly perform!” while Ryuuko, mocking hime, says something like “I know that guys like you who says that they knew every imminent movement of their opponent are nothing but talkers!”
Well, congratulations, Ryuuko.
You destroyed years and years of shonen anime with just one sentence. [slowly claps]

See you Friday~Saturday with a proper Kill la Kill post!
~Shion

Kill La Kill – Episode 9 – Part 2/2

After the fight against Sanegayama, I understood the fact that Ryuuko can win as well as she can lose. So, I didn’t clearly know how her battle against Gamagoori would end up. Being the protagonist, I was positive about her triumph, but can we really say something like this for sure? I mean, she’s going to fight the elite four one after another, can she really keep up the pace?
Anyway, in the next half we have our lovely flashbacks and battle scenes, as well as some really entertaining battle strategies and some wonderful scenes and frames: I really like this episode.
Let’s not waste further time, the show must go on!
(And the next subbed clip is coming soon… and right after it, another one, shorter but entertaining anyway!)

Kill La Kill #9-2 moments

The battle continues and the Makanshoku family found a spot with a television from where they can finally see the match. Ryuuko is having trouble, anyway.

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But suddenly flashback! Remember when Gamagoori was helped by Satsuki on the rooftop of his former middle school? Well, it seems he didn’t like the speech of Satsuki about her ruling the entire world. He tries to fight her, but she is far stronger than him.

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A spinning GTFO knockdown and Satsuki easily defeats the armored Gamagoori, who…

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…Even all beaten up, still refuses to kneel before her. Satsuki liked this act of bravery, and decided to accept Gamagoori.

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…And so the two villains joined for- WHAT THE HELL, JUST HOW F*CKING HUGE IS GAMAGOORI? OMFG

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Back to the present, the battle continues, and while Ryuuko gets naked pleasing the audience and a suddenly lesbian Mako…

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…She seems to find new ways to avoid getting her butt slapped around by the armored giant. I seriously thought that she was going to win using this technique, but some seconds later…

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…A third form of Scourge Regalia with new weapons and sh*t. Just how many times can a Goku’s Uniform change its form?

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Ryuuko is in trouble: she changes back the form of her Senketsu in order to escape a trap set by Gamagoori, and loses her scissor blade. Also, I forgot to mention that Gamagoori’s armor is so thick that she can’t use her final skill to destroy it, because the life fibers are protected by an heavy armor. And yeah, her finishing move kinda hits only the life fibers.

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Gamagoori attacks. She seems to have some kind of plan. She grabs a huge wire shot by Gamagoori with her and Senketsu’s teeth (Your shirt has no teeth. Just a reminder.)

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…And as the wire returns from where it has been fired, she is sucked inside Gamagoori’s armor. 10/10 pure genius.

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Without her scissor blade, she has another plan: first of all, activating Senketsu’s powers…

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…Aaaand that’s pretty much it. Yup. Spikes!! (because a Kamui can change its form too. I mean, a Goku’s Uniform can and has only 30% life fibers, a 100% life fibers Kamui can do it better! Am I right?)

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*riiiiip*

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Having Gamagoori’s life fibers exposed, Ryuuko catches an easy victory by dealing her final blow. You fought well anyway, Gamagoori.

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Satsuki prevents a crying and ashamed Gamagoori to commit suicide in front of anyone. “Just wipe your tears by yourself”.

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I felt so sorry for him ;_; he failed to protect the one he swore to protect… But I hope he’ll eventually come back in the future, I really liked him thanks to this episode.

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Lastly, the episode ends with the fierce look of the next fighter, as he gets on the stage.
Yes, him: The blue-haired four-eyes.

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See you next week!
~Shion